26 03 2006

• Santa & Banta were walking in the highlands then suddenly Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: Are you ok?
Santa: Fine thanks!
Banta: Did you break anything?
Santa: No, there’s nothing down here!

• Q: Why dogs don’t marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog’s life!

• Q: What’s the diff between mother & wife?
A: One woman brings into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.

• Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence.
Student: WOW !

• People who do lots of work…make lots of mistakes,
People who do less work…make less mistakes,
People who do no work…make no mistakes,
People who make no mistakes…get promoted.

— Some R- rated ones —

• What’s the diff between a bomb n a condom?
In a bomb blast population decreases & if a condom blasts population increases.

• A female Press Reporter slaps Santa. Banta standing near asks Santa: Y did she slapped u?
Santa: On her T-shirt was written ‘Press’, so I just pressed…

• Two women were having lunch together and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery.
The first woman: I need to be honest with you, I’m getting a boob job.
The second woman: Oh that’s nothing, I’m thinking of having my asshole bleached!
To which the first replies: Wow! I just can’t picture your husband as a blonde!

• A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to bring in a permission slip in order to take it.
A boy handed in his slip and explained to the teacher, “My mom says I can take the course as long as there’s no homework.”

• What’s the diff between hook in cricket and hook of bra.
One sends ball out of boundary and other keeps balls within the boundary.