Cricket Humor

25 07 2005

“We can get a man on the moon, yet we can’t find a white cricket ball that lasts 80 overs.”
Geoff Boycott shoots from the hip during the annual Cowdrey Lecture

“Sex, drugs, cricketing things. You name it – he’s been through it.”
Kevin Pietersen on Warne’s mentoring skills

All those queuing up for the opening slot don’t have it in them. They are all crap.”
Geoff Boycott cheers up those in contention to open the batting for India

“Virender Sehwag is a player of paranormal ability.”
Navjot Sidhu explains the secret of Sehwag’s success in a Ten Sports broadcast of India’s first Test against Pakistan

Few Sidhuisms

The Indian tail is like a Doberman, when they must be German Shepherds.
He is a wily fox. But, if we make the fox run, the chicken will become hen.
“You cannot ride a seat-less bicycle without getting blisters on your bums.”
“Wickets are like wives – you never know which way they will turn! ”
“Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.”
“The gap between bat and pad is so much that I would have driven a car through it… !! “




2 responses

25 07 2005

“If he’s 16 then I am 21”
, Geoff boycott on Shahid Afridi’s incredible age claim

31 07 2005
Victim Of Desire

Another one.. ” Deep Das Gupta ( one time indian opener) is as confused as a child in a topless bar.”

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